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RHOBH Recap: The Show Must Go On

It’s time for another RHOBH Recap. I can’t say I am excited about it as both Camille Grammer and Lisa Vanderpump make an appearance. I’ll probably just skip over that part. It’s been never ending panic...

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RHOBH Recap: One Wedding And A Polygraph

On tonight’s RHOBH Recap we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we are going to Hawaii! The bad news is it is for Camille’s wedding. I am sorting looking forward to watching LVP “pass a...

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RHOBH Recap: Meet Rinna Jayne

Y’all I know I bitch about a lot of recaps but I am so here for this RHOBH Recap! Kim Richards is coming back, and hopefully we won’t see LVP unless she is sobbing about something in her kitchen...

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RHOBH Recap: A Double Shot Of Brandi

Before we start this RHOBH Recap, I’d like to direct you to this story I did about LVP’s latest lawsuit here. In that link, I placed an update about LVP’s interview that is supposedly about a campaign...

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RHOBH Recap: Pardon Our French

I could not be more excited for this RHOBH recap! No LVP! No Camille! A chateau in Provence! This is supposed to be what this show is about. Fancy rich people doing fancy rich people things! Travel!...

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RHOBH Recap: Thirst Impressions

It’s been another weird day at Chez Tamara. I am looking forward to this RHOBH recap. However, it seems like it all falls apart this episode. Today was a day I just didn’t want to get up and put my big...

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RHOBH Recap: Un Petit Hangover

Finally getting this RHOBH recap up. It’s the morning after Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp’s drunken behavior. Both of them have expressed regret on social media. The drinks at the chateau were...

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There Was No New Episode Of RHOBH This Week

Tonight we all expected the finale of RHOBH and when it didn’t happen we all wondered why. I checked with my sources and what I heard was that because it was because of July 4th week. They decided to...

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RHOBH Recap: Hurricane Camille

It’s been a weird news day. So, I’m excited to get back into the RHOBH Recap groove for the season finale. LVP was complaining on social media today that they didn’t show enough of grand entrance into...

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RHOBH Reunion Recap: Sex, Lies & Puppygate

I’m starting this RHOBH Reunion Recap late after getting bogged down by all the photos of the RHOBH that some BravoTV intern posted before getting told to take them down five minutes later. You can go...

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RHOBH Reunion Recap Part 2: Is Andy On The Rag?

Tonight’s RHOBH Reunion Recap will include Camille’s dramatic walk-off. I am praying she flees and never comes back. Just like LVP. A girl can dream anyway. But first, we have to bang away on Teddi for...

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RHOBH Reunion Recap: Goodbye Kyle!

I’m fighting to stay awake for  this RHOBH Reunion Recap. I have slept most of the day. It’s cold and rainy and the barometer pressure has fallen. That said, I am ready to get this season of RHOBH in...

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Tons OF RHOBH Tea With Exclusive Details!

There was a lot of RHOBH tea over the past few days and I haven’t had time to cover them so I am going to put them all together here. But first, I have some EXCLUSIVE FILMING NEWS! Everyone seemed...

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RHOBH Recap: The Crown Isn’t So Heavy

Finally going to try and watch the RHOBH premiere. I watched Garcelle on WWHL and already don’t like her. Maybe my mind will change before the end of the RHOBH recap. Oooooh! We are starting with...

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RHOBH Recap: To Live And Text In Beverly Hills

I cannot believe it is already time for another RHOBH recap. Life is such a blur lately. I have good news to report! My anxiety has been so bad that I’ve been unable to eat for days. In a drunken...

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RHOBH Recap: First Impressions, True Confessions

Apparently, today is Wednesday, y’all! Who knew? Nanette has been helping me out a lot with photos. She sends the a few hours before the show. This tells me what I am supposed to be doing each day. It...

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RHOBH Recap: All’s Fair In Glam And War

I just woke up for the day. Whatever day this is. I think I went to bed for the night at around 9 am this morning. That’s a new record for me. I would still be sleep but Banjo is very insistent that...

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RHOBH Recap: Let The Mouse Go

Hey guys it’s me Nanette! I am helping Tamara catch up, so please hold on tight as we ride the Ramonacoaster of this shitshow of emotions and bullshit with a belated RHOBH recap. We start out where we...

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RHOBH Recap: Read Between The Signs

Hi everyone, it’s Nanette. Because I am pinch hitting for Tamara, I will describe this episode in the words of former Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra: It’s like déjà vu all over again. Let’s get to this...

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RHOBH Recap: Mind Your Ps And BBQs

So I just wandered down the street trying to find a human. I could not get my canister of rice open. I tried everything and I was determined. Hot Hipster guy was on his porch with a couple of women. He...

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