Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Birthday Fever
We begin tonight with Kyle and Erika doing some shopping. Erika gives an update on Tom’s accident saying he has been doing better and how much she has enjoyed taking some time to wait on them and spend...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Petty Mess
We start with PK telling Dorit that Boy George loves to sing with people who can’t sing, it’s like hanging around with a super, super fat person, you feel slim. I can’t with these two. I am going to...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: That Was Weird
So I went out tonight to get my Fat Tuesday on and ate something that didn’t agree with me. As I was paying the tab, my heart was a bit racy, then on the short car ride home I had some heartburn? acid...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Big Apple Bites
With Kyle mentioning Palihouse or whatever in her blog and the show giving it shots over three seasons for one stupid scene, production must have paid them a shit ton for advertising. Can my friends in...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Thank You, Thuck You
Camille’s daughter, Mason, is walking in a fashion show and the rest of the women were all in a van on the way and no one is speaking. Not even Dorit. They are all pissed at each other except for Rinna...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Gag Gift
Sorry for the delay. Things have been a bit crazy in real life. Let’s get on with the show! Watching RHOBH in the morning is weird. It seems so much stupider in the daytime. It’s kind of like when you...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Crying Shame
It’s midnight, and I’m exhausted so I’ll just remind the new people that they are going to need to clutch their pearls now if typos, or more commonly, using a weird homophone in place of the word I...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Heaven Knows
Erika says “All of these great things are happening to me, and I need more.” I think that was in the recap from the last episode. But this is the fundamental issue we are all starting to have with...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Dames, Dogs and Danke
Kyle I can’t believe Kyle is already packing for the new house. Or that she is doing her own packing and using a U-Haul. Ah! Kyle says Mauricio wanted her to hire a mover, but the movers wouldn’t know...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Holy Schnitzel
We are back in Berlin. Germany has never been at the top my “Countries to Revist As An Adult List” for some reason, probably German tourists, but Berlin looks cool. LVP, Erika Jayne and Dorit head off...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Better Latex Than Never
We start off with Kyle and Teddi on time for the noon trip to the Berlin Zoo. Rinna and Dorit are in the spa getting massages and pedicures while everyone waits for them. No idea where Erika is at this...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Runaway Runway
Lord, this is going to be Dorit heavy episode and I’m over it two minutes in. Ken is trying not to fall asleep in the car and I am trying not to fall asleep on this couch. I took a whole Xanax a couple...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1
Well, the time has come. It’s reunion time. This means one thing. I get to listen to Dorit, lie in a funny accent, and attempt to rewrite history for the next hour. Ack I am behind. I forgot photos for...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Reunion Part 2
I almost didn’t remember to watch this. I was setting up to recap #MAFS when for some reason I remembered seeing RHOBH photos in my inbox from the lovely Lady C. So you can thank her for this recap...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Reunion Part Three
I am curious to see if Bravo has decided to stop requiring husbands to come to the reunions. Perhaps they are getting the message from the RHOA fans that we are sick of Bravo forcing women into fake...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Secrets Revealed
I wasn’t planning on recapping this until I read the blurb and it promises unseen footage. So I am going to half-heartedly recap it. I have been in a full-blown panic attack mode all day today and...
View ArticleWhy Hasn’t Lisa Vanderpump Showed Up To Film RHOBH For Six Weeks?
I have put this off for as long as possible because there are so many people who are duped by Lisa Vanderpump that it is pretty much impossible to have any sort of discussion with people who don’t know...
View ArticleEXCLUSIVE REPORT From Camille’s Hawaiian Wedding!
I finally got the full report on Camille’s wedding. It seems a good time was had by all and the flight home was full of hungover guests. I am not sure if the cast is back yet, but the crew remains...
View ArticleRHOBH Trailer Is Out! What Do You Think?
This dreadful weather coupled with a disappointing trip out int THE WORLD has me drained so rather than trying to come up with witty things to say about this preview trailer, I’m going to ask for your...
View ArticleKyle Richards Turns 50 Today! Plus RHOBH Season 9 Trailer
One of my very favorite housewives, Kyle Richards turns 50 today. And she looks Amazing! Since her home was broken into, Kyle is understandably a lot less open on her social media about where is is...
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